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6 Things I Want To Tell The Girl Having Sex By The Dumpster

On Monday morning, I woke up to a text message from my 19-year-old sister. I assumed it was St. Patrick’s Day-related, since my family is part Irish and my dad loves to cook elaborate holiday dinners. I was part right.The message read ” St. Patty’s Day at University of Delaware,” along with this (NSFW) photo:

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A Child’s Persepctive…

A first grade girl handed in this drawing for her homework assignment. The teacher graded it and the child brought it home. She returned to school the next day with the following note: “Dear Ms. Davis,