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Skippy Peanut Butter Recalled Due To Metal Shavings

Hormel Foods announced a voluntary recall of some jars of Skippy peanut butter over concerns of small pieces of metal shavings in the peanut butter. According to the USFDA, the metal shavings were discovered on a magnet check during routine cleaning. According to a Hormel spokesman, the metal shavings entered the jars from an equipment malfunction.…

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Behold The Magic of The Six M’s

The following is a guest post by Jeff Lantos, a 5th grade teacher at Marquez Elementary School. This week my fellow teachers and I will greet our new students and begin implementing the lessons we’ve outlined in our plan-books.  Most of these lessons will focus on math and language arts.  In fact, most mornings will…

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6 Things I Want To Tell The Girl Having Sex By The Dumpster

On Monday morning, I woke up to a text message from my 19-year-old sister. I assumed it was St. Patrick’s Day-related, since my family is part Irish and my dad loves to cook elaborate holiday dinners. I was part right.The message read ” St. Patty’s Day at University of Delaware,” along with this (NSFW) photo:

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Hyundai Recalls 240,000 Vehicles

Hyundai has recalled nearly 240,000 Sonata and Azera sedans in cold-weather US states because road salt can corrode the rear suspension, which is part of the vehicle’s frame. In advanced cases, the crossmember could detach from the control arms that lead to the wheels, which could affect wheel alignment and increase the risk of a crash.